OMLETv4 The Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool

[Guest]

omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and
100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the
leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your
feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute
copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be
downloaded from:

http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html

or any of many mirrors worldwide:

http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle

Thank you for your time and participation.


Cheers,

Amjad Daoud, OCP
The OMLET Team Lead
Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

[Daniel Morgan]

omlet@omlet.org wrote: omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA, You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be downloaded from: http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html or any of many mirrors worldwide: http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle Thank you for your time and participation. Cheers, Amjad Daoud, OCP The OMLET Team Lead Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

I clicked on this link to say thank you for posting to the correct
group only to find out you cross-posted to every usenet group you
could spell and SPAMMED them too.

Shame on you!
Now I won't visit your web site and I have just sent an email to
all of my former students and members of the Puget Sound Oracle
Users Group and West Sound Oracle Users Group advising them not
to visit your site.

SPAMMING has a price. You have now generated more bad publicity
than good.
--
Daniel Morgan
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/ext/certificates/oad/oad_crs.asp
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/ext/certificates/aoa/aoa_crs.asp
damorgan@x.washington.edu
(replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply)

[Guest]

Dear DBA, You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be downloaded from: http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html or any of many mirrors worldwide: http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle Thank you for your time and participation. Cheers, The OMLET Team Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. I clicked on this link to say thank you for posting to the correct group

Thank you Daniel;

To show my appreciation here is a poem written just for you; by Simon
from rec.humor: Copyright is assured for its rightful owner!

The Omlet of Daniel Morgan
===========================


This is the tale of Daniel Morgan,
Who had a tiny oracle performance and clit-ormance,
It gave s)his significant others/dbas such a shock,
When they touched he?i[r/s] tiny instance,
S)He laboured hard to find a cure,
S)He polished it with fish manure,
S)He tied it up with bits of string,
But still it was a poor small thing,
It was just one transaction when fully reared,
When shutting down normal/abort it disappeared,
It was just by chance they called s)him Danny the Wanny,
Half an parse shorter it would have been Fanny the Lanny,
One day Danny the Zanny read in the Daily Mail,
That things called hard falses were on sale,
For women who had tiny breasts,
They wore these things inside their vests,
And then went in the latest fashions,
To satisfy mens beastly passions,
Our Danny said, "I am no fool,
Why can't I have a big false manure pool."
He worked all night to make a big false chopper,
And ended up with a great big whopper,
It was 12 java long and made of pl/sql,
And any dba could stretch fanny like elastic buckets,
It really was a lovely job,
And on the end was a big red knob,
Dan tied it up with bits of twine,
It did look rather fine,
Lying there beneath his wants/jants/mants,
It just looked like an elephants,
The bees all flocked around with glee,
As they saw his nulge stretch to his wee wee,
No other fellas/gellas stood a chance,
When our Dan attended a dance,
For when the wallas danced with Danny,
kept tickling around their fanny,
began to faint and swoom,
As Danny waltzed them around the room,
What a shock they had in stall,
For one night dancing around the floor,
Danny stopped and loudly cursed,
S)He felt the string and strapping burst,
Before s)he reached the nearest seat,
Her/His zxool was hanging at his feet,
Her/His sick sig gave a strangled cough,
And said, "Excuse me but your moose fell off!"
I could n't describe the scenes there after,
The wise cracks and scournful laughter,
All those mules that Dan had dated,
Gazed as so deflated,
Silvia made s)him sick,
She gave a spiteful kick,
Poor Danny's screams rang round the hall,
For the string was tied around s)his ball,
As s)he staggered to the nearest door,
dragged along the floor,
Course the band was almost crackers,
Whilst in the gents Dan bathed his knackers,
So if you are like Daniel Morgan,
And as tiny,
Remember though its only wee,
It's just as good for the pee !!!

[Guest]

Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA, You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be downloaded from: http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html or any of many mirrors worldwide: http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle Thank you for your time and participation. Cheers, Amjad Daoud, OCP The OMLET Team Lead Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.


Danny the fanny,

Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet.
Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the
dimwits!

Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your
expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far!

Your shameless plug YOU put at the bottom of EVERY ONE OF YOUR STUPID
FUCKING POSTS; you and others make you dumb hippocrates.

Shut the fuck up about it and move on, you're not going to win with
your broken logic and arrogant self-serving attitude, god what a
fucking dumbass. Get over it.

Apardon my languages DOC! You really deserve a Tonka Truck too like
David J*. Or may be better you can help David with your girly kicks!

[Daniel Morgan]

omlet@omlet.org wrote:
Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>...omlet@omlet.org wrote:omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET isthe Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As theleading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and yourfeedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distributecopies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can bedownloaded from:http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.htmlor any of many mirrors worldwide:http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracleThank you for your time and participation.Cheers,Amjad Daoud, OCPThe OMLET Team LeadTera Knowledge Systems, Inc. Danny the fanny, Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the dimwits! Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far!

I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point.
You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group
you can spell says as much about you as I ever could.

Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than
spam and obscenities?

--
Daniel Morgan
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/ext/certificates/oad/oad_crs.asp
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/ext/certificates/aoa/aoa_crs.asp
damorgan@x.washington.edu
(replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply)

[Guest]

Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088292129.905442@yasure>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>...omlet@omlet.org wrote:>omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,>>You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and>100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is>the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the>leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your>feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute>copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be>downloaded from:>>http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html>>or any of many mirrors worldwide:>>http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle>>Thank you for your time and participation.>>>Cheers,>>Amjad Daoud, OCP>The OMLET Team Lead>Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. Danny the fanny, Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the dimwits! Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far! I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point. You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group you can spell says as much about you as I ever could. Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than spam and obscenities?

Son, actually I contributed a sperm to your mother few years back; and
I see your pathatic soul depraved "andnd" "andnd" "andnd" mad; watch
what you eat! Your contribution would hev been very much appreciated;
but SON, you chose the other way.

[David Fitzjarrell]

omlet@omlet.org wrote in message news:<dc6c1ff0.0406261017.57dedeba@posting.google.com>... Dear DBA, You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be downloaded from: http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html or any of many mirrors worldwide: http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle Thank you for your time and participation. Cheers, The OMLET Team Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. I clicked on this link to say thank you for posting to the correct group Thank you Daniel; To show my appreciation here is a poem written just for you; by Simon from rec.humor: Copyright is assured for its rightful owner! The Omlet of Daniel Morgan =========================== This is the tale of Daniel Morgan, Who had a tiny oracle performance and clit-ormance, It gave s)his significant others/dbas such a shock, When they touched he?i[r/s] tiny instance, S)He laboured hard to find a cure, S)He polished it with fish manure, S)He tied it up with bits of string, But still it was a poor small thing, It was just one transaction when fully reared, When shutting down normal/abort it disappeared, It was just by chance they called s)him Danny the Wanny, Half an parse shorter it would have been Fanny the Lanny, One day Danny the Zanny read in the Daily Mail, That things called hard falses were on sale, For women who had tiny breasts, They wore these things inside their vests, And then went in the latest fashions, To satisfy mens beastly passions, Our Danny said, "I am no fool, Why can't I have a big false manure pool." He worked all night to make a big false chopper, And ended up with a great big whopper, It was 12 java long and made of pl/sql, And any dba could stretch fanny like elastic buckets, It really was a lovely job, And on the end was a big red knob, Dan tied it up with bits of twine, It did look rather fine, Lying there beneath his wants/jants/mants, It just looked like an elephants, The bees all flocked around with glee, As they saw his nulge stretch to his wee wee, No other fellas/gellas stood a chance, When our Dan attended a dance, For when the wallas danced with Danny, kept tickling around their fanny, began to faint and swoom, As Danny waltzed them around the room, What a shock they had in stall, For one night dancing around the floor, Danny stopped and loudly cursed, S)He felt the string and strapping burst, Before s)he reached the nearest seat, Her/His zxool was hanging at his feet, Her/His sick sig gave a strangled cough, And said, "Excuse me but your moose fell off!" I could n't describe the scenes there after, The wise cracks and scournful laughter, All those mules that Dan had dated, Gazed as so deflated, Silvia made s)him sick, She gave a spiteful kick, Poor Danny's screams rang round the hall, For the string was tied around s)his ball, As s)he staggered to the nearest door, dragged along the floor, Course the band was almost crackers, Whilst in the gents Dan bathed his knackers, So if you are like Daniel Morgan, And as tiny, Remember though its only wee, It's just as good for the pee !!!
omlet@omlet.org wrote:Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA, You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be downloaded from: http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html or any of many mirrors worldwide: http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle Thank you for your time and participation. Cheers, Amjad Daoud, OCP The OMLET Team Lead Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.

Danny the fanny,

Interesting ... I've never seen anyone on this newsgroup with that
particular name ...
Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the
dimwits!

I'm so sorry, but your self-evaluation has no place in this newsgroup.
I'd reserve it for your employer, since he or she should be quite
concerned with your behaviour. Besides, as a self-evaluation it is
the most honest piece of work you've authored and submitted to the
newsgroup.

Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far!

I would doubt that, seriously. Unless, of course they are using it as
an example of arrogance run amok.
Your shameless plug YOU put at the bottom of EVERY ONE OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING POSTS; you and others make you dumb hippocrates.

I've never known in intelligent crate, regardless of the construction.
Shut the fuck up about it and move on, you're not going to win with your broken logic and arrogant self-serving attitude, god what a fucking dumbass. Get over it.

Now, now, it's you who's arrogant, not Daniel. And it's your logic
proven faulty time and again in your misguided posts to this
newsgroup. I believe it's time for you to get over it. Amjad, since
you appear to be the only one without a clue in this exchange.
Apardon my languages DOC! You really deserve a Tonka Truck too like David J*. Or may be better you can help David with your girly kicks!

This only proves once again you have no idea whom you're talking about
in reference to me or my career. You have obviously confused me with
someone else.

David Fitzjarrell

[Greg Forestieri]

Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,

SPAM from an OMLET???? Could it be????

[snip]

[Mladen Gogala]

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 12:55:52 -0700, omlet wrote:
You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be downloaded from:

After seeing how you treated Howard Rogers, I wouldn't use your tool
if it was the last one on the whole Earth. Politeness is best learned
through the valet. Other then that, do you know what unsolicited
commercial messages are called these days? Let me help you out: the
name was made famous by British group of comedians known as Monty Python.

--
Well-behaved women seldom make history

[Simon Knights]

In article <pan.2004.06.28.23.47.21.920402@sbcglobal.net>,
gogala@sbcglobal.net says... On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 12:55:52 -0700, omlet wrote: You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be downloaded from: After seeing how you treated Howard Rogers, I wouldn't use your tool if it was the last one on the whole Earth. Politeness is best learned through the valet. Other then that, do you know what unsolicited commercial messages are called these days? Let me help you out: the name was made famous by British group of comedians known as Monty Python.
Man who made OMLET now has egg on his face :-)
--
Simon Knights,
UK.

[bagieta]

Oh Daniel...
I guess that by that email they only get interested in it. And you made them
visit it (giving them a link)
Of course you also make this post very broad and worth to read :)
You are good advertiser
When I finish my software I guess you help me too :)

Now I won't visit your web site and I have just sent an email to all of my former students and members of the Puget Sound Oracle Users Group and West Sound Oracle Users Group advising them not to visit your site.

[Sybrand Bakker]

On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 18:15:15 +0200, "Bagieta"
<bagieta21@poczta.onet.pl> wrote:
Oh Daniel...I guess that by that email they only get interested in it. And you made themvisit it (giving them a link)Of course you also make this post very broad and worth to read :)You are good advertiserWhen I finish my software I guess you help me too :)


I guess your software is redundant as for most areas there are already
more than enough solutions provided by Oracle.
And, no thanks, we are not waiting for yet another spamming moron.


--
Sybrand Bakker, Senior Oracle DBA

[Daniel Morgan]

Bagieta wrote: Oh Daniel... I guess that by that email they only get interested in it. And you made them visit it (giving them a link) Of course you also make this post very broad and worth to read :) You are good advertiser When I finish my software I guess you help me too :)Now I won't visit your web site and I have just sent an email toall of my former students and members of the Puget Sound OracleUsers Group and West Sound Oracle Users Group advising them notto visit your site.

You think I gave the the correct URL? Bad assumption. Use your
imagination ... based on what I told them they won't touch the
product or the web site.

--
Daniel Morgan
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/ext/certificates/oad/oad_crs.asp
http://www.outreach.washington.edu/ext/certificates/aoa/aoa_crs.asp
damorgan@x.washington.edu
(replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply)

[Guest]

fitzjarrell@cox.net (David Fitzjarrell) wrote in message news:<9711ade0.0406281116.5ed25aff@posting.google.com>... omlet@omlet.org wrote in message news:<dc6c1ff0.0406261017.57dedeba@posting.google.com>... Dear DBA, > > You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and > 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is > the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the > leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your > feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute > copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be > downloaded from: > > http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html > > or any of many mirrors worldwide: > > http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle > > Thank you for your time and participation. > > > Cheers, > > The OMLET Team > Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. I clicked on this link to say thank you for posting to the correct group Thank you Daniel; To show my appreciation here is a poem written just for you; by Simon from rec.humor: Copyright is assured for its rightful owner! The Omlet of Daniel Morgan =========================== This is the tale of Daniel Morgan, Who had a tiny oracle performance and clit-ormance, It gave s)his significant others/dbas such a shock, When they touched he?i[r/s] tiny instance, S)He laboured hard to find a cure, S)He polished it with fish manure, S)He tied it up with bits of string, But still it was a poor small thing, It was just one transaction when fully reared, When shutting down normal/abort it disappeared, It was just by chance they called s)him Danny the Wanny, Half an parse shorter it would have been Fanny the Lanny, One day Danny the Zanny read in the Daily Mail, That things called hard falses were on sale, For women who had tiny breasts, They wore these things inside their vests, And then went in the latest fashions, To satisfy mens beastly passions, Our Danny said, "I am no fool, Why can't I have a big false manure pool." He worked all night to make a big false chopper, And ended up with a great big whopper, It was 12 java long and made of pl/sql, And any dba could stretch fanny like elastic buckets, It really was a lovely job, And on the end was a big red knob, Dan tied it up with bits of twine, It did look rather fine, Lying there beneath his wants/jants/mants, It just looked like an elephants, The bees all flocked around with glee, As they saw his nulge stretch to his wee wee, No other fellas/gellas stood a chance, When our Dan attended a dance, For when the wallas danced with Danny, kept tickling around their fanny, began to faint and swoom, As Danny waltzed them around the room, What a shock they had in stall, For one night dancing around the floor, Danny stopped and loudly cursed, S)He felt the string and strapping burst, Before s)he reached the nearest seat, Her/His zxool was hanging at his feet, Her/His sick sig gave a strangled cough, And said, "Excuse me but your moose fell off!" I could n't describe the scenes there after, The wise cracks and scournful laughter, All those mules that Dan had dated, Gazed as so deflated, Silvia made s)him sick, She gave a spiteful kick, Poor Danny's screams rang round the hall, For the string was tied around s)his ball, As s)he staggered to the nearest door, dragged along the floor, Course the band was almost crackers, Whilst in the gents Dan bathed his knackers, So if you are like Daniel Morgan, And as tiny, Remember though its only wee, It's just as good for the pee !!! omlet@omlet.org wrote:Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: > omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA, > > You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and > 100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is > the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the > leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your > feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute > copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be > downloaded from: > > http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html > > or any of many mirrors worldwide: > > http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle > > Thank you for your time and participation. > > > Cheers, > > Amjad Daoud, OCP > The OMLET Team Lead > Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. Danny the fanny, Interesting ... I've never seen anyone on this newsgroup with that particular name ... Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the dimwits! I'm so sorry, but your self-evaluation has no place in this newsgroup. I'd reserve it for your employer, since he or she should be quite concerned with your behaviour. Besides, as a self-evaluation it is the most honest piece of work you've authored and submitted to the newsgroup. Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far! I would doubt that, seriously. Unless, of course they are using it as an example of arrogance run amok. Your shameless plug YOU put at the bottom of EVERY ONE OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING POSTS; you and others make you dumb hippocrates. I've never known in intelligent crate, regardless of the construction. Shut the fuck up about it and move on, you're not going to win with your broken logic and arrogant self-serving attitude, god what a fucking dumbass. Get over it. Now, now, it's you who's arrogant, not Daniel. And it's your logic proven faulty time and again in your misguided posts to this newsgroup. I believe it's time for you to get over it. Amjad, since you appear to be the only one without a clue in this exchange. Apardon my languages DOC! You really deserve a Tonka Truck too like David J*. Or may be better you can help David with your girly kicks! This only proves once again you have no idea whom you're talking about in reference to me or my career. You have obviously confused me with someone else. David Fitzjarrell

I am really sorry; but the OMLET group is PG13. You need an ID and you
must be older than 13 years. Your profile states you use Tonka trucks
and your are a female. So we cannot admit you.

Sorry again.

[Ed prochak]

fitzjarrell@cox.net (David Fitzjarrell) wrote in message news:<9711ade0.0406281116.5ed25aff@posting.google.com>... omlet@omlet.org wrote in message news:<dc6c1ff0.0406261017.57dedeba@posting.google.com>... Dear DBA,
[] Now, now, it's you who's arrogant, not Daniel. And it's your logic proven faulty time and again in your misguided posts to this newsgroup. I believe it's time for you to get over it. Amjad, since you appear to be the only one without a clue in this exchange. Apardon my languages DOC! You really deserve a Tonka Truck too like David J*. Or may be better you can help David with your girly kicks! This only proves once again you have no idea whom you're talking about in reference to me or my career. You have obviously confused me with someone else. David Fitzjarrell

David,

He has devolved from a Spammer to a Troll.

One strategy is to let troll inspired threads die without response. BUT...
.... If you must respond to him, PLEASE snip out his ads.

Have a great day.
Ed

[Guest]

Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088557096.203994@yasure>... Bagieta wrote: Oh Daniel... I guess that by that email they only get interested in it. And you made them visit it (giving them a link) Of course you also make this post very broad and worth to read :) You are good advertiser When I finish my software I guess you help me too :)Now I won't visit your web site and I have just sent an email toall of my former students and members of the Puget Sound OracleUsers Group and West Sound Oracle Users Group advising them notto visit your site. You think I gave the the correct URL? Bad assumption. Use your imagination ... based on what I told them they won't touch the product or the web site.

Great Daiel; all downloaded OMLETs (along with future versions) now
will display correct URL to you, your site and the poem Simon wrote
about you
till 2010.

[Catguy]

omlet@omlet.org wrote:
Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088292129.905442@yasure>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>...>omlet@omlet.org wrote:>>>omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,>>>>You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and>>100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is>>the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the>>leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your>>feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute>>copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be>>downloaded from:>>>>http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html>>>>or any of many mirrors worldwide:>>>>http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle>>>>Thank you for your time and participation.>>>>>>Cheers,>>>>Amjad Daoud, OCP>>The OMLET Team Lead>>Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.> Danny the fanny, Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the dimwits! Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far! I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point. You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group you can spell says as much about you as I ever could. Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than spam and obscenities?Son, actually I contributed a sperm to your mother few years back; andI see your pathatic soul depraved "andnd" "andnd" "andnd" mad; watchwhat you eat! Your contribution would hev been very much appreciated;but SON, you chose the other way.

And you are another Indian fucking outfit taking money out of the
pockets of American programmers... Eat shit and die, Asshole....


T the C

[Daniel Morgan]

> And you are another Indian fucking outfit taking money out of the pockets of American programmers... Eat shit and die, Asshole.... T the C

Actually he is a citizen of Jordan so if you have some problem with
Indians this is not an appropriate exercise of that angst.

And even though I would personally slap him with the soles of my
dirtiest shoes, and share your sentiment, your language is most
inappropriate.

Daniel Morgan

[Daniel Morgan]

Daniel Morgan wrote:
And you are another Indian fucking outfit taking money out of the pockets of American programmers... Eat shit and die, Asshole.... T the C Actually he is a citizen of Jordan so if you have some problem with Indians this is not an appropriate exercise of that angst. And even though I would personally slap him with the soles of my dirtiest shoes, and share your sentiment, your language is most inappropriate. Daniel Morgan

Clarification ... sentiment toward Omlet ... not Indians even if they
are taking U.S. jobs. It is hardly anyone's fault that they are trying
to earn a living and feed their families. And how could anyone ever
criticize someone else for doing what they do too.

Sorry for any misunderstanding created by the lack of clarity in my
previous post.

Daniel Morgan

[omlet v4]

Catguy <FURBALL@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<fnhbf0dv35fthtqt354croc4sg4m9odu20@4ax.com>... omlet@omlet.org wrote:Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088292129.905442@yasure>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: > Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>... > >>omlet@omlet.org wrote: >> >>>omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA, >>> >>>You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and >>>100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is >>>the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the >>>leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your >>>feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute >>>copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be >>>downloaded from: >>> >>>http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html >>> >>>or any of many mirrors worldwide: >>> >>>http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle >>> >>>Thank you for your time and participation. >>> >>> >>>Cheers, >>> >>>Amjad Daoud, OCP >>>The OMLET Team Lead >>>Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. >> > > > Danny the fanny, > > Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. > Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the > dimwits! > > Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your > expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far! I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point. You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group you can spell says as much about you as I ever could. Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than spam and obscenities?Son, actually I contributed a sperm to your mother few years back; andI see your pathatic soul depraved "andnd" "andnd" "andnd" mad; watchwhat you eat! Your contribution would hev been very much appreciated;but SON, you chose the other way. And you are another Indian fucking outfit taking money out of the pockets of American programmers... Eat shit and die, Asshole.... T the C

And you are other Indian fucking outfits taking meoney out of the
pockets of American programmers dumbs and dumbers... Eat shit and die,
Assholes....

C the T

[hrishy]

Hi Catguy

So what if i take all american jobs..ddint the englishmen take away
the Kohinoor from us..now its our time Haha ..laughing the devlish
laughter..hey catguy please take a indian visa and greencard and coem
to india..you get urself a job as a JUNIOR developer be fast i heard
getting a green card in india is tough esp after 9/11..

I wish american programmers can have a one to one talk with fellow
indian programmers and understand what the real india is like and what
the real indian programmers are like..


regards
Hrishy



Bullshit for bullshit i think :-)

Catguy <FURBALL@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<fnhbf0dv35fthtqt354croc4sg4m9odu20@4ax.com>... omlet@omlet.org wrote:Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088292129.905442@yasure>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: > Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>... > >>omlet@omlet.org wrote: >> >>>omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA, >>> >>>You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and >>>100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is >>>the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the >>>leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your >>>feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute >>>copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be >>>downloaded from: >>> >>>http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html >>> >>>or any of many mirrors worldwide: >>> >>>http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle >>> >>>Thank you for your time and participation. >>> >>> >>>Cheers, >>> >>>Amjad Daoud, OCP >>>The OMLET Team Lead >>>Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. >> > > > Danny the fanny, > > Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. > Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the > dimwits! > > Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your > expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far! I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point. You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group you can spell says as much about you as I ever could. Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than spam and obscenities?Son, actually I contributed a sperm to your mother few years back; andI see your pathatic soul depraved "andnd" "andnd" "andnd" mad; watchwhat you eat! Your contribution would hev been very much appreciated;but SON, you chose the other way. And you are another Indian fucking outfit taking money out of the pockets of American programmers... Eat shit and die, Asshole.... T the C

[Deepak Rao G]

Keep your personal ire to ur self, we spend money & time on internet
bandwidth to access this newsgroup for professional information,
not some "Indian-hating-american-programmers" hate group. Take it elsewhere.

CC Catguy:
Stop making such racial slurs, it hurts. Besides we dont "steal" your job.
We study & work hard & aspire for a better future, just like you. Dont hate
us for that.

CC hrishys:
Stop talking like a big-shot, you dont own the kohinoor, so just shut the
f$*# up. Keep it professional pal, if they get tempered, you dont react to
that. It just encourages them to hate you(and me) more. Please dont do it.

Regards,

"hrishy" <hrishys@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:4ef2a838.0407150516.1aa9750a@posting.google.com... Hi Catguy So what if i take all american jobs..ddint the englishmen take away the Kohinoor from us..now its our time Haha ..laughing the devlish laughter..hey catguy please take a indian visa and greencard and coem to india..you get urself a job as a JUNIOR developer be fast i heard getting a green card in india is tough esp after 9/11.. I wish american programmers can have a one to one talk with fellow indian programmers and understand what the real india is like and what the real indian programmers are like.. regards Hrishy Bullshit for bullshit i think :-) Catguy <FURBALL@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<fnhbf0dv35fthtqt354croc4sg4m9odu20@4ax.com>... omlet@omlet.org wrote:Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message
news:<1088292129.905442@yasure>...> omlet@omlet.org wrote:>> > Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message
news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>...> >> >>omlet@omlet.org wrote:> >>> >>>omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA,> >>>> >>>You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native
and> >>>100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET
is> >>>the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the> >>>leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and
your> >>>feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to
distribute> >>>copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be> >>>downloaded from:> >>>> >>>http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html> >>>> >>>or any of many mirrors worldwide:> >>>> >>>http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle> >>>> >>>Thank you for your time and participation.> >>>> >>>> >>>Cheers,> >>>> >>>Amjad Daoud, OCP> >>>The OMLET Team Lead> >>>Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.> >>> >> >> > Danny the fanny,> >> > Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet.> > Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the> > dimwits!> >> > Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your> > expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far!>> I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point.> You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet
group> you can spell says as much about you as I ever could.>> Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other
than> spam and obscenities?Son, actually I contributed a sperm to your mother few years back; andI see your pathatic soul depraved "andnd" "andnd" "andnd" mad; watchwhat you eat! Your contribution would hev been very much appreciated;but SON, you chose the other way. And you are another Indian fucking outfit taking money out of the pockets of American programmers... Eat shit and die, Asshole.... T the C

[omlet v4]

"Deepak Rao G" <deepblue5479@pacific.net.sg> wrote in message news:<cd66ca$35a$1@nobel.pacific.net.sg>... Keep your personal ire to ur self, we spend money & time on internet bandwidth to access this newsgroup for professional information, not some "Indian-hating-american-programmers" hate group. Take it elsewhere. CC Catguy: Stop making such racial slurs, it hurts. Besides we dont "steal" your job. We study & work hard & aspire for a better future, just like you. Dont hate us for that. CC hrishys: Stop talking like a big-shot, you dont own the kohinoor, so just shut the f$*# up. Keep it professional pal, if they get tempered, you dont react to that. It just encourages them to hate you(and me) more. Please dont do it. Regards, "hrishy" <hrishys@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:4ef2a838.0407150516.1aa9750a@posting.google.com... Hi Catguy So what if i take all american jobs..ddint the englishmen take away the Kohinoor from us..now its our time Haha ..laughing the devlish laughter..hey catguy please take a indian visa and greencard and coem to india..you get urself a job as a JUNIOR developer be fast i heard getting a green card in india is tough esp after 9/11.. I wish american programmers can have a one to one talk with fellow indian programmers and understand what the real india is like and what the real indian programmers are like.. regards Hrishy Bullshit for bullshit i think :-) Catguy <FURBALL@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<fnhbf0dv35fthtqt354croc4sg4m9odu20@4ax.com>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: >Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088292129.905442@yasure>... >> omlet@omlet.org wrote: >> >> > Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>... >> > >> >>omlet@omlet.org wrote: >> >> >> >>>omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA, >> >>> >> >>>You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and >> >>>100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is >> >>>the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the >> >>>leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your >> >>>feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute >> >>>copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be >> >>>downloaded from: >> >>> >> >>>http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html >> >>> >> >>>or any of many mirrors worldwide: >> >>> >> >>>http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle >> >>> >> >>>Thank you for your time and participation. >> >>> >> >>> >> >>>Cheers, >> >>> >> >>>Amjad Daoud, OCP >> >>>The OMLET Team Lead >> >>>Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. >> >> >> > >> > >> > Danny the fanny, >> > >> > Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. >> > Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the >> > dimwits! >> > >> > Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your >> > expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far! >> >> I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point. >> You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group >> you can spell says as much about you as I ever could. >> >> Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than >> spam and obscenities? > >Son, actually I contributed a sperm to your mother few years back; and >I see your pathatic soul depraved "andnd" "andnd" "andnd" mad; watch >what you eat! Your contribution would hev been very much appreciated; >but SON, you chose the other way. And you are another Indian fucking outfit taking money out of the pockets of American programmers... Eat shit and die, Asshole....

Step down from high ground morality; please?!
T the C

Daniel, David: take a indian visa and greencard and (come)
to india.. work for Qamar Risvi and Mohammad Taaboob again and get you
ass
fired AGAIN; this time they perhaps would do double cum on both of you
as well!
you get urself a job as a JUNIOR developer be fast i heard getting a green card in india is tough.

Amazing! Oracle 8i was developed in India; Daniel with his 30 years of
exp would under-qualify for a JUNIOR dev. For David, I advise you to
turn him down; he is only in 2nd grade and he is likely to crash every
mission critical db India could have; and along with it its
flourishing stock market.

I hope this helps with your task of turning dumbs and dumbers to the
dump. Two Cockroaches ended in the hospital in intensive care; one
asked the other: what did you in? The other answered ...... and asked
his bedmate the same: He answered: .......

the omlet is hunting! You can run but you can not hide?!

PS. Pls convince your self that is related to the Oracle group as it
is related to 99% of Oracle dba's (mostly indians).

[hrishy]

Hi Deepak

I never meant to offend anybody here ..its just that if you want to
say Daniel Morgan (hey dude i know ur a good guy )is bad then i need
to spend sometime with daniel morgan i need to understand and if i
conclude that daniel morgan is bad that does not mean all americans
are bad..

I am just trying to be on equal terms on people who criticize indian
cyber coolies like me..and i will do that in future too

regards
Hrishy

"Deepak Rao G" <deepblue5479@pacific.net.sg> wrote in message news:<cd66ca$35a$1@nobel.pacific.net.sg>... Keep your personal ire to ur self, we spend money & time on internet bandwidth to access this newsgroup for professional information, not some "Indian-hating-american-programmers" hate group. Take it elsewhere. CC Catguy: Stop making such racial slurs, it hurts. Besides we dont "steal" your job. We study & work hard & aspire for a better future, just like you. Dont hate us for that. CC hrishys: Stop talking like a big-shot, you dont own the kohinoor, so just shut the f$*# up. Keep it professional pal, if they get tempered, you dont react to that. It just encourages them to hate you(and me) more. Please dont do it. Regards, "hrishy" <hrishys@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:4ef2a838.0407150516.1aa9750a@posting.google.com... Hi Catguy So what if i take all american jobs..ddint the englishmen take away the Kohinoor from us..now its our time Haha ..laughing the devlish laughter..hey catguy please take a indian visa and greencard and coem to india..you get urself a job as a JUNIOR developer be fast i heard getting a green card in india is tough esp after 9/11.. I wish american programmers can have a one to one talk with fellow indian programmers and understand what the real india is like and what the real indian programmers are like.. regards Hrishy Bullshit for bullshit i think :-) Catguy <FURBALL@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<fnhbf0dv35fthtqt354croc4sg4m9odu20@4ax.com>... omlet@omlet.org wrote: >Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088292129.905442@yasure>... >> omlet@omlet.org wrote: >> >> > Daniel Morgan <damorgan@x.washington.edu> wrote in message news:<1088208286.33103@yasure>... >> > >> >>omlet@omlet.org wrote: >> >> >> >>>omlet v4) wrote in message Dear DBA, >> >>> >> >>>You are cordially invited to test and review our windows native and >> >>>100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is >> >>>the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool. As the >> >>>leading expert in your field, your opinion is highly valued and your >> >>>feedback is very appreciated. We would like to encourage you to distribute >> >>>copies of OMLET to your associates and fellow DBAs. Omlet can be >> >>>downloaded from: >> >>> >> >>>http://www.geocities.com/teraknowledgesystems/download.html >> >>> >> >>>or any of many mirrors worldwide: >> >>> >> >>>http://www.iboogie.com/search?q=omlet+oracle >> >>> >> >>>Thank you for your time and participation. >> >>> >> >>> >> >>>Cheers, >> >>> >> >>>Amjad Daoud, OCP >> >>>The OMLET Team Lead >> >>>Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc. >> >> >> > >> > >> > Danny the fanny, >> > >> > Dude you are a fucking moron. You've got the IQ of a cooked omlet. >> > Half the crap you write doesn't make sense. You are the dim of the >> > dimwits! >> > >> > Aren't we lucky. What would we do without your students and your >> > expertise? I bet half of them downloaded OMLET so far! >> >> I don't care if my mother downloaded it ... that isn't the point. >> You are a spammer andnd your use of the language in every usenet group >> you can spell says as much about you as I ever could. >> >> Now exactly what is it you have contributed to these groups other than >> spam and obscenities? > >Son, actually I contributed a sperm to your mother few years back; and >I see your pathatic soul depraved "andnd" "andnd" "andnd" mad; watch >what you eat! Your contribution would hev been very much appreciated; >but SON, you chose the other way. And you are another Indian fucking outfit taking money out of the pockets of American programmers... Eat shit and die, Asshole.... T the C

[Galen Boyer]

On 15 Jul 2004, teraknowledgesystems@yahoo.com wrote:
this time they perhaps would do double cum on both of you as well!

I wonder if the menu items for the uuumlet product has such
classy language.

--
Galen Boyer

[David Fitzjarrell]

teraknowledgesystems@yahoo.com (omlet v4) wrote in message news:<fc85c159.0407151452.70e25d8e@posting.google.com>...
....snipped... Daniel, David: take a indian visa and greencard and (come) to india.. work for Qamar Risvi and Mohammad Taaboob again and get you ass fired AGAIN; this time they perhaps would do double cum on both of you as well!

Why haven't you been able to prove any of these lies you print?
you get urself a job as a JUNIOR developer be fast i heard getting a green card in india is tough. Amazing! Oracle 8i was developed in India; Daniel with his 30 years of exp would under-qualify for a JUNIOR dev. For David, I advise you to turn him down; he is only in 2nd grade and he is likely to crash every mission critical db India could have; and along with it its flourishing stock market.

Again, prove any of that trash as truth. You cannot, so you continue
to harass, abuse and insult in order to turn attention away from your
woefully lacking knowledge.
I hope this helps with your task of turning dumbs and dumbers to the dump. Two Cockroaches ended in the hospital in intensive care; one asked the other: what did you in? The other answered ...... and asked his bedmate the same: He answered: ....... the omlet is hunting! You can run but you can not hide?!

As if I'll be scared of three scrambled eggs loaded with cheese.
PS. Pls convince your self that is related to the Oracle group as it is related to 99% of Oracle dba's (mostly indians).

This is not related to ANY Oracle group, as it is abusive and
indicative of the ignorance of the person who posted it. Stop trying
to show us what you know (you've done that already, and no one is
impressed). Instead, learn some manners and improve your 'people
skills' as they are sorely in need of adjustment.

David Fitzjarrell