Can I use a computer mouse as an anal dildo?

[Maaxx]

I want to see how my butt muscles make the pointer move.

[George Macdonald]

On 7 Feb 2005 11:41:56 -0800, maaxx@xrs.net (Maaxx) wrote:
I want to see how my butt muscles make the pointer move.

I'm not going to post the link but a search for goatse and anal might help
you make up your mind about this err, project!

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Rgds, George Macdonald

[keith]

On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 19:42:47 -0500, George Macdonald wrote:
On 7 Feb 2005 11:41:56 -0800, maaxx@xrs.net (Maaxx) wrote:I want to see how my butt muscles make the pointer move. I'm not going to post the link but a search for goatse and anal might help you make up your mind about this err, project!

George, I don't think he needs any help.

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Keith

[GFree]

Maaxx wrote: I want to see how my butt muscles make the pointer move.

Depends. I would recommend a ball mouse because there haven't been any
studies to determine the responsiveness of an optical mouse when
reflecting off the fleshy anal passage.

[Roger Hunt]

In article <726cceb5.0502071141.1fdc22b3@posting.google.com>, Maaxx
<maaxx@xrs.net> writesI want to see how my butt muscles make the pointer move.

You must use a serial or PS/2 mouse - the signals from IR or wireless
won't get through.
--
Roger Hunt

[Norm De Plume]

Maaxx wrote:
I want to see how my butt muscles make the pointer move.

The fact you haven't tried it yet leads me to believe there were
problems with your experiment involving the joystick.