ORACLE DBA will work for KIND BUD

[greek_philosophizer]

Hi,
I am looking for work as an Oracle DBA
and I have tons of experience and also a
lot of Unix experience. I will work very
cheaply and I will go anywhere as long
as you throw in some KIND BUD! ( This
offer is only valid where legal - maybe
Canada? I live near DC ). Please email
me for a copy of my resume of call my cell
at ( 571 ) 224 - 6315.

[Daniel Morgan]

greek_philosophizer wrote:
Hi, I am looking for work as an Oracle DBA and I have tons of experience and also a lot of Unix experience. I will work very cheaply and I will go anywhere as long as you throw in some KIND BUD! ( This offer is only valid where legal - maybe Canada? I live near DC ). Please email me for a copy of my resume of call my cell at ( 571 ) 224 - 6315.

At this point I am really hoping you don't get a job. If I understand
your posting you don't deserve one, for multiple reasons, but mostly I
wish you ill for spamming every usenet group you could find that has the
name "oracle" in it which is rude.

The only group for messages such as your is c.d.o.marketplace and
hopefully that is where you will post in the future.

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[greek_philosophizer]

Daniel Morgan wrote: greek_philosophizer wrote: Hi, I am looking for work as an Oracle DBA and I have tons of experience and also a lot of Unix experience. I will work very cheaply and I will go anywhere as long as you throw in some KIND BUD! ( This offer is only valid where legal - maybe Canada? I live near DC ). Please email me for a copy of my resume of call my cell at ( 571 ) 224 - 6315.
At this point I am really hoping you don't get a job. If I understand your posting you don't deserve one, for multiple reasons, but mostly I wish you ill for spamming every usenet group you could find that has the name "oracle" in it which is rude.
The only group for messages such as your is c.d.o.marketplace and hopefully that is where you will post in the future.

Hi Daniel,

My apologies if I have offended you.

I see your view point. Let me share mine.

I am not inclined to be reverent and conformist
after spending the last seven years of my life
being poisoned and harassed by the gang that
follows you around and whistles while the copious
and ubiquitous law enforcement agencies that exist
in the DC Metro area effectively if not actually
just watch.

Do you see my point?



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cell : ( 571 ) 224 - 6315

[Haximus]

"greek_philosophizer" <greek_philosophizer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:40055249.3010107@hotmail.com... Hi, I am looking for work as an Oracle DBA and I have tons of experience and also a lot of Unix experience. I will work very cheaply and I will go anywhere as long as you throw in some KIND BUD! ( This offer is only valid where legal - maybe Canada? I live near DC ). Please email me for a copy of my resume of call my cell at ( 571 ) 224 - 6315.

Will work for bud? Bwahaaha! Now I've seen everything, like anyone would
let a known stoner administer their databases.

[greek_philosophizer]

Haximus wrote: "greek_philosophizer" <greek_philosophizer@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:40055249.3010107@hotmail.com...Hi, I am looking for work as an Oracle DBAand I have tons of experience and also alot of Unix experience. I will work verycheaply and I will go anywhere as longas you throw in some KIND BUD! ( Thisoffer is only valid where legal - maybeCanada? I live near DC ). Please emailme for a copy of my resume of call my cellat ( 571 ) 224 - 6315. Will work for bud? Bwahaaha! Now I've seen everything, like anyone would let a known stoner administer their databases.

Why wouldn't they. They let people who use
other drugs administer their databases. Many
cannabis users do administer databases and
many cannabis users hire people who administer
databases.

What do you have against pot?

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To reach the greek_philosophizer
( who has spent the last seven years
being poisoned and harassed by the
gang that follows you around
and whistles you may call this number
which is in Alexandria, VIRGINia ,
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ):
cell : ( 571 ) 224 - 6315

[Haximus]

> What do you have against pot?

Nothing, in fact I fully support it's decriminalization. However, any
chronic dope smoker I've ever known has tended to be lazy and unmotivated.
Not exactly the type of employee I would hire as a DBA for systems that
matter.

[Daniel Morgan]

greek_philosophizer wrote:
Daniel Morgan wrote: greek_philosophizer wrote: Hi, I am looking for work as an Oracle DBA and I have tons of experience and also a lot of Unix experience. I will work very cheaply and I will go anywhere as long as you throw in some KIND BUD! ( This offer is only valid where legal - maybe Canada? I live near DC ). Please email me for a copy of my resume of call my cell at ( 571 ) 224 - 6315. At this point I am really hoping you don't get a job. If I understand your posting you don't deserve one, for multiple reasons, but mostly I wish you ill for spamming every usenet group you could find that has the name "oracle" in it which is rude. The only group for messages such as your is c.d.o.marketplace and hopefully that is where you will post in the future. Hi Daniel, My apologies if I have offended you. I see your view point. Let me share mine. I am not inclined to be reverent and conformist after spending the last seven years of my life being poisoned and harassed by the gang that follows you around and whistles while the copious and ubiquitous law enforcement agencies that exist in the DC Metro area effectively if not actually just watch. Do you see my point?

No. I see someone that couldn't follow the rules, got into trouble, and
didn't learn from that experience that rules should be followed unless
you are willing to suffer the consequences there-of.

I'm a potential employer ... based on your post I wouldn't hire you. A
reasonable conclusion you should draw is that you are your own worst enemy.

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[Daniel Morgan]

Haximus wrote:
What do you have against pot? Nothing, in fact I fully support it's decriminalization. However, any chronic dope smoker I've ever known has tended to be lazy and unmotivated. Not exactly the type of employee I would hire as a DBA for systems that matter.

Among the best of the language's oxymorons: "Marijuana initiative".

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[Haximus]

> Among the best of the language's oxymorons: "Marijuana initiative".

Or "smart drugs."

Gotta wonder about a guy whose #1 career priority is maintaining his THC
level.

[Daniel Morgan]

Haximus wrote:
Among the best of the language's oxymorons: "Marijuana initiative". Or "smart drugs." Gotta wonder about a guy whose #1 career priority is maintaining his THC level.

Got to wonder about the sanity of any employer that would allow him on
the premises.

Lets see ... I think I'll bring in someone that has an admitted criminal
background, who will be less lucid than they could be, who may well
bring materials to the job site that put the company in jepoardy, who is
willing to identify himself as a felon on a public forum, and then trust
them with sensitive data on which our company relies.

You'd have to be taking huge doses yourself to even consider this guy
for anything other than a treatment program ... as a patient.

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[Malcolm Dew-Jones]

Daniel Morgan (damorgan@x.washington.edu) wrote:
: Haximus wrote:

: >>Among the best of the language's oxymorons: "Marijuana initiative".
: >
: >
: > Or "smart drugs."
: >
: > Gotta wonder about a guy whose #1 career priority is maintaining his THC
: > level.

: Got to wonder about the sanity of any employer that would allow him on
: the premises.

: Lets see ... I think I'll bring in someone that has an admitted criminal
: background,

I didn't see that in anything he said. In fact he emphasized he would
only do this where it was legal

: who will be less lucid than they could be,

also true for anyone who takes cold medicine, or turns up hung over after
a night out, or drinks too much coffee and gets hyper


: who may well
: bring materials to the job site that put the company in jepoardy,

why would you say this? for example, I know people who drink, but they
never bring alchol to work (and what was that post about scotch again?)


: who is
: willing to identify himself as a felon on a public forum,

I don't think he admitted to anything except a desire

: and then trust
: them with sensitive data on which our company relies.

of course most sensible people do not trust sensitive data to anyone until
they have had practical experience with that person and know how far they
can depend on them.

[Jim Kennedy]

"Malcolm Dew-Jones" <yf110@vtn1.victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message
news:400637ff@news.victoria.tc.ca... Daniel Morgan (damorgan@x.washington.edu) wrote: : Haximus wrote: : >>Among the best of the language's oxymorons: "Marijuana initiative". : > : > : > Or "smart drugs." : > : > Gotta wonder about a guy whose #1 career priority is maintaining his
THC : > level. : Got to wonder about the sanity of any employer that would allow him on : the premises. : Lets see ... I think I'll bring in someone that has an admitted criminal : background, I didn't see that in anything he said. In fact he emphasized he would only do this where it was legal : who will be less lucid than they could be, also true for anyone who takes cold medicine, or turns up hung over after a night out, or drinks too much coffee and gets hyper : who may well : bring materials to the job site that put the company in jepoardy, why would you say this? for example, I know people who drink, but they never bring alchol to work (and what was that post about scotch again?) : who is : willing to identify himself as a felon on a public forum, I don't think he admitted to anything except a desire : and then trust : them with sensitive data on which our company relies. of course most sensible people do not trust sensitive data to anyone until they have had practical experience with that person and know how far they can depend on them.

My understanding is in Canada it is only available for medical uses. (but I
could be wrong about that) This type of person (the original poster) is
probably an addict. In his request for work the important thing was to get
"kind bud". This is indicative of a chemical addition. The same could be
said for someone who wanted to be paid in cough syrup. (or any drug, legal
or not) Addiction is the continuing to do a behavior that has negative life
consequences. I am (and I think Daniel) is distinguishing between someone
who uses drugs (eg Scotch) and someone who is a drug addict. (eg an
alcoholic) The drug that the addict uses is irrelevant.
Jim

[Daniel Morgan]

Jim Kennedy wrote:
"Malcolm Dew-Jones" <yf110@vtn1.victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message news:400637ff@news.victoria.tc.ca...Daniel Morgan (damorgan@x.washington.edu) wrote:: Haximus wrote:: >>Among the best of the language's oxymorons: "Marijuana initiative".: >: >: > Or "smart drugs.": >: > Gotta wonder about a guy whose #1 career priority is maintaining his THC: > level.: Got to wonder about the sanity of any employer that would allow him on: the premises.: Lets see ... I think I'll bring in someone that has an admitted criminal: background,I didn't see that in anything he said. In fact he emphasized he wouldonly do this where it was legal: who will be less lucid than they could be,also true for anyone who takes cold medicine, or turns up hung over aftera night out, or drinks too much coffee and gets hyper: who may well: bring materials to the job site that put the company in jepoardy,why would you say this? for example, I know people who drink, but theynever bring alchol to work (and what was that post about scotch again?): who is: willing to identify himself as a felon on a public forum,I don't think he admitted to anything except a desire: and then trust: them with sensitive data on which our company relies.of course most sensible people do not trust sensitive data to anyone untilthey have had practical experience with that person and know how far theycan depend on them. My understanding is in Canada it is only available for medical uses. (but I could be wrong about that) This type of person (the original poster) is probably an addict. In his request for work the important thing was to get "kind bud". This is indicative of a chemical addition. The same could be said for someone who wanted to be paid in cough syrup. (or any drug, legal or not) Addiction is the continuing to do a behavior that has negative life consequences. I am (and I think Daniel) is distinguishing between someone who uses drugs (eg Scotch) and someone who is a drug addict. (eg an alcoholic) The drug that the addict uses is irrelevant. Jim

Exactly. Thanks for providing the clarity I didn't. I wouldn't want
someone willing to work for cheeseburgers either.

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